Q: Are you single?
A: Ask my girlfriend.
Q: How did you get into competitive eating?
A: It got into me. Actually, I was a fan of the sport and eventually registered for an event in Brownsville, Oregon. My first contest was a hands-free blueberry pie eating event. I ate 3.75 pounds and didn’t have a “Reversal of Fortune.”
Q: Are the gumballs that you vend actually gourmet?
A: Of course they are gourmet. I own 5 Star Global Vending, and we only sell the best.
Q: Can I stroke your puggle?
A: Yes, you can pet Mocha the puggle, but she might attack you. I’m kidding. She is past that stage.
Q: Wanna make out?
A: That wasn’t a very professional question. Thanks, but no thanks.
Q: Who did you puke on in Las Vegas at the Nathan’s Qualifier?
A: I wish I knew. I never even got to apologize to them. I would give him free Absurd Apparel.
Q: Why launch a clothing line in today’s economy?
A: I think people are tired of factory brand fashion, and limited selection. I want to create unique and affordable shirts that make waves, and consider Mother Nature.
Q: Why go green?
A: Because I am a Duck. Actually, I try to be environmentally responsible because it is my obligation. The planet needs our help, and I’m doing my best.
Q: What is your favorite food?
A: My mom makes a lean turkey lasagna that is amazing. I eat pounds of that every chance I get.
Q: How do you feel about your brother Andrew “Dirty” McKirdy being ranked #44, and you being just behind him at #45?
A: Andrew better enjoy his current ranking, because it won’t last. Bring it Nerd.
Q: What is your favorite hobby?
A: Stroke play…in golf.
Q: How did you get so cool?
A: I’m from Seaside, OR and it’s very chilly there.
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